William Hague - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 2 September 2012

Nick Clegg is acting like a football manager who wants to get sacked.

Saying that the wealthy - aka Tory Party friends, supporters and donors should pay a one off 'wealth tax' to help the county out, is just the sort of statement that should get David Cameron to disregard the Coalition agreement and issue him with a P45.

Shame we can't take the football analogy a bit further, and loan Cleggy out to West Ham or somewhere equally crap, like Liverpool did with Andy Carroll.

I suppose we could humiliate Cleggy by making him grow a Carroll pony-tail?