William Hague - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 30 August 2012

I was laying in the bath this morning, having a soak and massage from my personal assistants Lucien and Gaylord, and the wife Ffion walked in on us.

She just walked by us, and picked up her after-shave and left. She was getting ready herself for a free Paid Barclay's Bank Advisors binge at Claridges.

Still...