William Hague - My Fake Diary

Friday, 13 July 2012

I'm launching a "comprehensive audit" of European Union powers and their impact on the UK.

In a Commons statement, I outlined plans to scrutinise every aspect of EU law!

Of course this will involve a lot of hard work for me and my personal assistants Lucien and Jeremy, and no doubt nights away in hotel bedrooms as we seek the solitude needed to carry out this task.

He he he!