Victoria Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Victoria Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Victoria Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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July 2011

Monday 11 July 2011

Oh, it's so nice to be home. Back in me luxury apartment, putting me feet up while the nanny does her job. I expect it must be the same for any new mu...

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Friday 08 July 2011

I knew I should have had my baby last week. With all the news about Rebekah Brooks and the news of the world I'll hardly get a look in. I think I'll p...

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Wednesday 06 July 2011

Dear Diary, I am fed up of people making fun of my David's voice. Some people are even suggesting he's gay. Just because he likes wearing pink silk...

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Wednesday 06 July 2011

I must help Brookline with his maths homework Dumb dumb de dumb Dumb dumb de dumb Dumb dumb de dumb Dumb dumb de dumb Ok, that's the tu...

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Saturday 02 July 2011

Went shopping today. Found a lovely dress in Asda's. It was only £20 so I took it to a designer mate of mine in London. She made an exact copy for £20...

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June 2011

Monday 27 June 2011

I must have a word with Brooklyn's science teacher. She told him that diamonds was made out of coal; everyone knows that diamonds are made out of carr...

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Sunday 26 June 2011

Just got back from Playboy shoot. Cheeky buggers wanted me to get me kit off. I'm sure the man on the phone said would I mind if he took some NEW pict...

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Sunday 26 June 2011

Nurse cumin round at 2 o'clock to take the bandages off me feet. Making baby food is so dangerous. Why do you have to stand for so long in hot water?...

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