Victoria Beckham - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 21 November 2012

David has decided he will not be playing for LA Galaxy anymore.

This is a shame because I love living in Los Angelas and swanning around spending Dave's money in the malls and having pedicures and things like that.

David hasn't told me where we are going next, I have heard a football team in Australia want him. That would be terrible, Australia is upside down and I have heard there are no shops in Australia, well apart from the ones on Neighbors.

Paris or Milan would better so I can 'carry on shopping' and they definitely have football teams - I asked Brooklyn.

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