Victoria Beckham - My Fake Diary

Friday, 8 July 2011

I knew I should have had my baby last week. With all the news about Rebekah Brooks and the news of the world I'll hardly get a look in. I think I'll phone Max Clifford and see what he can do.

Thinking about that, I hope they never try and hack my mobile. Without that spinning above the bed at night and playing nice tunes I'd never get to sleep

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