Victoria Beckham - My Fake Diary

Monday, 27 June 2011

I must have a word with Brooklyn's science teacher. She told him that diamonds was made out of coal; everyone knows that diamonds are made out of carrots.

Got a new record coming out soon. I hope it sounds good. The producer wouldn't let me in the studio while they made it. He said he wanted it to be a nice surprise for me and that he knew I was busy making up a new perfume. He's so thoughtful

Making David dinner again tonight. It's a dish called Welsh rabbit. I've got the bread the cheese and a rabbit. I'm not sure if the rabbit came from Wales.

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