Victoria Beckham - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 25 June 2011

My new book is out today. Can't wait to read it. My publisher said it was written by a ghost but that can't be right, how can a ghost hold a crayon? I'll ask David when he gets home

Just got a call from the credit card company. Apparently I lost me card over a year ago. David didn't report it coz the git wot nicked it was spending less on it than me