Tony Blair - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 11 September 2012

I'm going to annoy you all now:

I made $1+ million in less than three hours by brokering late night talks between billionaire businessmen trying to save a £50billion mining deal.

I was drafted in with less than 24 hours to go before a long-planned merger between miner Xstrata and commodities trader Glencore was set to fall apart.

Ha ha ha!

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