Tony Blair - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 25 July 2012

My son Euan, after completing his degree in ancient history at Bristol University Euan worked as an intern in the U.S. for Democrat and also Republican politicians.

He is eager to improve his Labour credibility by taking up a public sector post and I believe he's left his job with investment bank Morgan Stanley.

Cherie is particularly keen to see him become an MP.

He has mummy and daddies financial backing and support, he's inherited all the qualities needed to do the job: he lies well, creeps excellently, is a nepotist, greedy, and unthinking, and his acrasial nature will stand him in good stead!