Tony Blair - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 22 July 2012

The British public and media have been quick to criticize the amount of money I have earned since leaving Prime Ministers office, with my lectures and tours.

What they don't realise is that I have to spend a HELL OF A LOT OF MONEY on toothpaste and teeth whitener. My smile is my trademark!
People can see my coming a mile off, haha!!