The Pope - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 29 August 2012

A Jesuit priest who was recently forced to leave Syria warned that my safety could be at risk during a planned visit to Lebanon next month.
Even though my special protective car, the "Popemobile" -- has been sent to Beirut, questions are swirling about the safety of a trip to a country linked to the raging conflict in Syria.

Because the Lebanese services are not sufficient in this situation," Father Paolo Dall'Oglio warned.

Kind of him to be concerned, but I came through Hitler's violence, and I have a mission to carry out.


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