Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 9 August 2009

Cor Blimey, govnor,

You do one show on Sky Arts with everything out, and everybody thinks that they own you. As I was saying to my mate Madonna the other day, you take your clothes of for a project, and everyone thinks they can wolf whistle at you in the street, or bakers will talk to you about baps, like it is the most normal thing in the world to do.

Next time I am offered something like that, I will be keeping my clothes on. You would have thought I would have learnt my lesson after that Boy from Blue wouldn't you?