Stevie Wonder - My Fake Diary

Monday, 4 June 2012

I'm in London, at Bucking-tooth Palace for the Queenie ladies 60th Diamond Jubilee birthday or summit.

I performed a few songs for no fee, on condition that I could cop a feel of the Pippa Middleton arse. I heard so much about it last year at the wedding, and I can't bloody see it, so I thought it was a good deal.