Stevie Wonder - My Fake Diary

Friday, 27 May 2005

Dear Diarhea,

Woops, sorry for the blunder. It's just that I have had a case of the runs for the last few days. I suppose it can be attributed to the mint flavored Ex-lax that the waiter slipped to me after dinner at the Hong Fung last night. He said it was an Andes candy.

It tasted like an Andes candy, it smelled like Andes candy. I smell like... well, I'd rather not say. I will not be so trusting next time. Unless it smells like a chocolate brownie.