Stevie Wonder - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 28 June 2007

Dear Diary,

Bad day really. I was given a cheese grater today as a gift from my old friend Paul McCartney. It was the most violent book I've ever read. Suffered burns to the face earlier when Whitney Houston rang, she just called to say she loves me, and I answered the iron. Had a crack at a Rubiks cube aswell, not sure whether I've been successful.

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