Stevie Wonder - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 25 May 2005

Dear Diary,

Today I could not find a pen with which to make a diary entry (I must be blind!), so I am using a red crayon. My nephew, Shadrack Jamal Sharran told me it reminds him of a vampire writing in blood. So I bit him. He has no business reading my diary anyway. I can't see how a person can take such advantage of a blind man. I just can't see it.

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