Stevie Wonder - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 12 February 2004

I woke up this morning and realized that I'm nothing like Geordi LaFarge on Star Trek: The Next Generation. That made me really mad. They're mocking blind people on that show. Someone should really stop them.

Maybe I'll write a song about it... Hmmm... Let's see:

Jor-die! Oh Jor-die!

You can't really see when you're blind like me!

Quit mocking my physical disability!

It's not funny, can't you see?

Turn your visor to compassion and set me free!

Oh Jordie! Oh Jordie!

Wow. That was pretty bad. Maybe I'll just go on a shooting spree.

Hey! That rhymed.

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