Stephen Hawking - My Fake Diary
Monday, 12 August 2013
A pink exoplanet they've named GJ 504b was just discovered by NASA. They say it's four times the mass of Jupiter and is the lowest-mass planet orbiting a star like the sun ever detected. It's the color of pink bubblegum, how lovely it must be. I've got to go there myself and check it out. Due to my current physical handicap, I must leave immediately. It should take me a few zillion-zillion years to get there in this wheelchair. Of course, I have to make it back to Earth so I can write a book about what I discover there. So I'll need to tack on another zillion-zillion years. I hope I can live this long.
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