Stephen Hawking - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 12 January 2010
I think I got a boner yesterday. It would have been my first boner in eleven years.
Before I could tell someone, it was gone.
Wait, wait! I think I'm getting another one!
I really need to hire me a hot secretary with big boobs who can take care of me when I do get a woodie. She could crawl on top of me in my chair and have those giant pink nipples in my face.
Damn, I think I just creamed my diaper.
I wonder if I could get some viagra. Superminds need love too!
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