Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 12 August 2007

August 12 -

I wish I had other things to do. I can't even go on holiday, everybody knows me, and do you really think I would look good in Swimming Trunks. No, I don't want to do any of that type of thing, I did it before, 1977, but it really wasn't me.

I will have to make my Christmas List soon, there are only 4 months now. Do you think I don't know that. They named me after a Day anyway.............Grrrrr