Russell Brand - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 17 March 2012
Kenny Barlow eh? Slept with a thousand women. He counted em in, he counted em out.
I bet he had Maggie Thatcher. And Dierdre. And Bet Lynch. And Gail Tilsley. And beyonce. And barabara Windsor. and Angie Watts.
And Manuels mother. And my mother. And wossys mother.
And Angela merkel. And Gladymears Putin. And Carla Bruni. and the bird running the argentines who were gonna go to war with.
I hope he never slept with Katy. I'm switching mee answermachine off just in case..
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