Russell Brand - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 24 October 2010

Russell Brand burden with the prospect of being answerable to a loved one allowed me as his P.R Guru and confidante to read his diary. Please do not be judgmental when you read russell's diary. He may have the body of a 34 yr old but psychomental assments show he has the purile mind of a 14 yr old.

Friday 22nd Oct 2010

What should i wear no that i'm in India ? should I go native? what can I do to shock Katie? ....She has already seen me naked so there is no point in trying that again.

Shud I have a pre nuputial? or shouldn't I?

Shud I have a threesome with Katie and Helen Mirren ? maybe not Dame Helen looks fitter than Katie.

Should I or Should I not confess to still having bitee bitee like David Walliams on Little Britain? that would shock Katie, yes thats whatI'll do or .. better still ask Katie's mum if she'll give me bitee bitee. What's Katie's mum mobile number?

Katie sweetie what is your mum's number? (I'll see if Woosy can sneak in and video it for youtube )