Russell Brand - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 7 January 2012
Dear Diary -
Well it has been a week since I filed for divorce from Katy and I have to say that I do not miss her one bit.
Oh at first I kinda missed having her look at me with those huge ping pong ball eyes and saying things like "You want some?" and "Hey Rusty, let's do a little bit of the old in and out."
But I am all over that. I think that I may just give Vanessa Bryant a call and see how she's doing.
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