Russell Brand - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 January 2012

Dear Diary -

Well it has been a week since I filed for divorce from Katy and I have to say that I do not miss her one bit.

Oh at first I kinda missed having her look at me with those huge ping pong ball eyes and saying things like "You want some?" and "Hey Rusty, let's do a little bit of the old in and out."

But I am all over that. I think that I may just give Vanessa Bryant a call and see how she's doing.

Russel Brand