Roy Hodgson - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 12 September 2012

I've called up Premier League rookies Raheem Sterling, Jake ­Livermore and Adam Lallana to my England squad but I do not expect them to play against Ukraine.

The trio, who have just 15 top-flight starts between them, were selected after a bug forced Theo Walcott to pull out of the match.

Frank Lampard's late penalty rescued a point for us… thank heavens someone in the team can score penalties!

Back to he drawing board methinks!


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