Roy Hodgson - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 16 September 2012

An exercise in statistical gymnastics by Fifa puts England third, but on the evidence of Tuesday's brush with reality they are a long way from that.

Should the Large Hadron Collider ever take a break from accelerating particles to probe the mysteries of the universe it could do worse than examine another puzzle which continues to baffle mankind, namely the Fifa world rankings which at present rate England third behind Spain and Germany while Brazil are 12th, behind Greece.

Puzzling innit?

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