Queen Elizabeth II - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Queen Elizabeth II. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Queen Elizabeth II would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2010

Thursday 30 December 2010

They pester me constantly about Rowling ... make her a dame, make her a dame, make her a dame. As if it was that easy. Me and my Masonic friends made...

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Wednesday 22 December 2010

Dear diary, oh what is the world coming to I ask myself. Yet another of my 'offspring of offspring' marrying a commoner. This is just not accept...

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July 2010

Saturday 03 July 2010

Stephen Harper the Prime Minister of Canada has informed me that the Parliament took a vote, the Canadian Parliament's conclusion is that when I die,...

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June 2010

Saturday 19 June 2010

Dearest Diary, I must confess that I am extremely concerned about England's efforts in The World Cup. Those poor boys have had a lot of bad publicity...

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Friday 18 June 2010

Cameron's getting rid of the yaught......my arse he is.

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May 2010

Sunday 16 May 2010

Dear diary, I am so royally tired of those men trying to run my country. They have proved to be a royal pain in the arse lately. They just cannot se...

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April 2010

Saturday 10 April 2010

Dear Diary, I am rather upset today. My dearest Charles is proving that he has a bit of a mean streak in him. I know I didn't approve of Camilla in...

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March 2010

Saturday 20 March 2010

Woman are from Venus and men are from Mars? Perhaps the distances explain my lack of a husband. Or is that the power thing again?...

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