Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 4 September 2012
Dear Diary -
Well I do not know what to do about my grandson Prince Harry. I swear the lad has really gone and made a mess of things.
He thinks that I have no idea what he did, but I know exactly what he did because I went into Facebook and I asked Simon Cowell to tell me.
And I must say that I was astonished. I think that I am going to ban Harry from ever going to Las Vegas again. I would much rather that he go to Helsinki or Stockholm instead.
Queen Elizabeth II
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