Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 4 September 2012

Dear Diary -

Well I do not know what to do about my grandson Prince Harry. I swear the lad has really gone and made a mess of things.

He thinks that I have no idea what he did, but I know exactly what he did because I went into Facebook and I asked Simon Cowell to tell me.

And I must say that I was astonished. I think that I am going to ban Harry from ever going to Las Vegas again. I would much rather that he go to Helsinki or Stockholm instead.

Queen Elizabeth II