Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 6 September 2012

One's fifth butlers, second personal assistant's valet, informs One that according to FindMyPast.com:

The bubbly blonde Hilary Duff, an American actress, singer, songwriter, entrepreneur, author, and humanitarian, born and raised in Houston... that's in the colonies somewhere...

Is 18th cousins with One!
Both trace their ancestry back to Edward III, a king with many children who died in 1377.

Oh dear...