Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 July 2012

A nun has been convicted of sending six envelopes containing white powder to parliamentary figures including myself.

Sister Ruth Augustus, 71, of Leyton, East London, denied six counts of hoaxes involving noxious substances.

She accepted that she sent envelopes with letters in them but claimed police put the white powder in them!

One addressed to Me, on the envelope was written 'devil worshipping', 'freemason', 'sex with 30 plus women' and 'your poor Catholic wife!"

I should be so lucky!