Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary

Friday, 13 July 2012

Picked up this joke on the web:

With Nick Clegg's House of Lords reform faltering, the fizz has gone out of the Conservative-Lib Dem marriage of convenience, leaving the two leaders desperately trying to recapture the romance. We've some suggestions that might help:

Nick - why not try complimenting Dave on his hair?
"Why thanks, Nick. That's a nice tie you're wearing too," Dave might say in return.
"Thanks. But don't you remember? You bought it for our anniversary…"

No, actually, don't bring up the hair. It'll only bring back the memories of happier times!

Gits!