Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 22 July 2012

BBC headline:

Another week and another broken promise from the Lib Dems. "Nick Clegg has been caught in the act (again) this time over political special advisers.

When he revealed in the luxury of Opposition, when even the most deluded Lib Dem never ever expected they would be in government, Clegg issued holier than thou proclamations about what a Lib Dem government would or would not do - So, in September 2009, in a policy document A Better Politics for Less, he pledged: 'The [Labour] government employs 74 special advisers, an increase of 90 per cent since 1995, at a cost to the taxpayer of £5.9million each year.

Now the Lib Dems have no fewer than 21 special advisers - and 14 of them are at the beck and call of Clegg. His cost £900,000.

The total bill is £1.3 million!"

I wish the BBC would stop taking note of my lies, the Tories tell more than what we do.... don't they?


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