Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 8 March 2012

If things continue to go on like they are, with the few Lib Dem voters left, moaning all the time, I just may join the Tory Party!

Winston Churchill left the old Liberal Party and became a Tory... he did!

I'm not worried about my finances, I'll have a pension of a few grand a week for life already set as I'm Deputy leader... and Alison Lees, partner at PwC and Charlie Hoffman, managing director at HSBC Private Bank Ltd will always offer me a job... if I want one.