Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary
Monday, 12 March 2012
I see Cameron is off to America to see Obama on his Air Force One aircraft!
I should manage to get some attention while he's away, at last.
But I fear that I am being watched closely by MI6 and MI5.
I hope no wars start while he's off being diplomatic, or I might find myself having to take and make decisions - and we all know what happens when I do that!