Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 14 March 2017

Up all night with that little brat George, got a stinking headache and what do I read in the Sun,Wills fucking the arse orf some Aussie whore, the dirty rotten bastard.
Wait until he gets home I'll have his balls in a sling over this, bad enough Harry has found a new piece of arse to screw, so where does that leave me?