Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 3 July 2013

Dear Diary - Why do people keep saying that I have turned into a mess. I have not turned into a mess. I basically have always been a mess but I was just damn good at hiding it.

Now that I am older and close to becoming a man I think it is harder to try and hide your true feelings - I mean just look at old Donald Trump, the way the dildo brain acts you'd think he was 102.

It's like Paula Deen said, "I is what I is."

Justin Bieber

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