John Prescott - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of John Prescott. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by John Prescott would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2010

Tuesday 12 October 2010

A Shadow Cabinet at last. I am hopeful. Ed was not my first choice but he's coming round to my way of thinking. I am expecting a call to become shadow...

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September 2010

Sunday 12 September 2010

Oh I'm loving this. Unions winding up their faithful as they prepare to take on the coalition. Ha ha, ironic that, coal, Tories, Maggie, destroyers of...

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August 2010

Saturday 07 August 2010

My confession. Practically nobody is interested in my Diary. I might as well face facts. I'm yesterday's news. I tagged along in the shadows of more a...

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Thursday 05 August 2010

Today I had a break from reading and decided to see the sites of London. Inevitably I get recognised and photographed by passers by. Some of them are...

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Wednesday 04 August 2010

I thought I would read some fiction to get away from all the politics in my life. I enjoyed Dan Brown's 'The Da Vinci Code' - a really imaginative thr...

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Wednesday 04 August 2010

I must be careful what I write about my comrade and fellow pee Lord Mendlesohn, But I think his description of himself as The Third Man is nonsense. F...

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Tuesday 03 August 2010

Today I was called 'My Lord' for the first time. It was really exciting. I have come all this way and now I am in heaven. I have made some real pals w...

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