Jesus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Jesus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jesus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2011

Wednesday 16 November 2011

Well I suppose its that time of year where everyone buys each other presents but what annoys me is, 'Where's mine?' Ok so three wise men gave me so...

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August 2011

Thursday 11 August 2011

Dear Diary: I took a walk on the lake today, which is much harder to do now that I have holes in my feet, and had some time to reflect on some thi...

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July 2011

Thursday 28 July 2011

I'm getting bored. I fancy walking around some streets and seeing what's going on the the world. I keep getting emails about wars everywhere. Why...

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June 2011

Saturday 25 June 2011

Big mistake letting Ryan Dunn come in. He's got Matthew and Mark jumping naked over hells gate on skateboards and now Peter of all people has put in a...

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May 2011

Monday 30 May 2011

Dear Diary, You remember Harold Camping, the rapture guy? I took him off mute like the Pope asked. Can you believe it? "Oh Jesus, I'm not going to...

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Saturday 28 May 2011

Dear Diary, I just got a prayer from the Pope about Harold Camping, the rapture guy. It's not like you can ignore a plea from someone who sits on Pete...

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April 2011

Thursday 28 April 2011

I suppose I shall be asked to bless this marriage of Will & Kate. The crosses I have to bear! I really thought I had got something worthwhile goin...

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Sunday 24 April 2011

Dear Diary, Well, I finally moved out. Dad wasn't really sure about letting me go off to some strange place to live and study, but I promised him...

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