Jesus - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 16 September 2012
I disguised myself as a normal parishioner yesterday, and spoke with Pastor Bartholomew Utterswaithe in Nottingham, to ascertain the main type of help being given to the young nowadays.
The Pastor poured himself a Guinness, and answered:
I'm currently trying to get a solicitor to take on two 19 year old muggers defence, and I've asked the three 13 year olds to repaint over the graffiti they daubed on church doors.
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