Jesus - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 11 September 2012

Coming down to earth clandestinely seemed like a good idea at the time...

To take a look at how the flock has developed, in readiness for my second coming with the angels to sort out who gets eternal life and who doesn't!

I've already selected those worthy of advancement in heaven from all the humans from history... both of them will do well in heaven I think.