Jesus - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 8 September 2012

We've received an awful lot of prayers for the right result in the Moldova v England football match last night.

Throughout the World, we received 12 billion requests for England to lose, and 1.5 million for them to win.

Those against were mainly from German, Argentina, and Scotland.

So we let England win, Dad even gave them an early penalty to get them started.

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