Jesus - My Fake Diary

Monday, 3 September 2012

Hopefully I will soon get the nod from Dad, to sort out who is to get eternal life and who isn't.

I've started to pick out those failing Dad's standards, but picking those from history and the present who will get into heaven is the harder part of my mission here back on earth.

Still, I'll get help from those currently waiting in heaven, Einstein, Picasso and Stalin. (No I'm not sure why Dad and St Peter let Stalin in heaven either, very confusing innit?)

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