Jesus - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 7 August 2012

When I return along with my protection officers... I mean angels, to earth once more, I don't think I'll me too busy when it comes to selecting those worthy of an after-life in Dad's Kingdom.

I can't find more than a handfull of truly honest kind, moral, caring, and compassionate men or women on earth now.

The countries rulers cheat, lie, steal, abuse... The Sportmen cheat and play unfairly, The Bankers lie, cheat, rob, and are nepotists, The... Oh sod it, I'll condemn the lot!

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