Jesus - My Fake Diary

Monday, 6 August 2012

It's very difficult for me you know?

Dad say's when he sends me back with the angels to earth to sort out the disbelievers and false believers, I can't kill any of them, or punish them until they are dead and queuing at the gates.

I have to select those from the past and present who have followed faithfully his teachings - very hard that, being as the Bible was written by men, and they all put their own slants on it, this confused all men that followed and read it!

With 96.33% of the population being nepotists, greedy, cruel, heartless and violent... I don't think I'll be selecting many!


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