Jesus - My Fake Diary

Monday, 8 November 2010

Dear Diary.

Today was a rather interesting day. Dad forbade me from going on the Big Wheel until I'd proven how mature I was. Some kids on Earth were using my name in slander and said that Spiderman would beat me in a fight any day. I told Dad this, but he said that sending forks of lightning to crash around them is over the top. Surely Dad did stuff like that back in the day?