Jesus - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 6 November 2010

Sometimes I get jealous of Guy Fawkes. He has fireworks for his birthday, and he failed to do what he is best known for. I have years and years of succesful miracles, and accepting my fate, and what do I get? Gold, Frankinsence and Myrhh. Great, Gold which is not worth that much at today's prices, and embalming fluid. Are fireworks too much to ask for?