Jesus - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 7 November 2010

I have had a nice letter from a fan, saying that with me she is re-born. I wonder what her parents think of that. Hours spent pacing and pushing on a Labour ward, and I get the credit for the second time. I have not even met the girl, but it is nice to to know that my work is still appreciated. I am going to Gary and Melinda's later. I better not turn their swimming pool water into Wine. I mean, don't get me wrong, it was a good party, but they still go on about it, and I still can't sell any of the table that I make.

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