Jenson Button - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 9 May 2012

Having problems trying to book a table at The Ivy restaurant in the West End of London. They're very choosy.

They said they don't accept bookings from people called Button. That sounds a bit 'buttonist' to me. Is 'Buttonist' a hate crime? Have I just made up a new word? What will i eat tonight?

Not KFC again. Was on the bog for a day and a half after the last bucket.