Jenson Button - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Just had that buffoon Boris Johnson on the phone - how did he get my number?

Read about my 'tyre problems' at the Bahrain GP in the Sun newspaper this morning and wants to lend me a bicycle pump - that's hardly going to help on a Formula One car! In return he wants me to come and support him in the London Mayor elections - i told him to bugger off!