Jenson Button - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 13 May 2012

My McClaren team-mate Lewis Hamilton will start the Barcelona Grand Prix at the back of the grid, after failing to provide a sample.

Not of urine - but of fuel from the car lol. He ran out of fuel just after finishing the lap - and he would have finished in pole position.

I better not tell anyone it was me that syphoned the petrol from his car!